Smoking Guns
That paragon of virtue and a man who killed more people with his
automobile than I ever have with my guns –– Ted Kennedy –– once again
makes a bold move against the Constitution and the First Amendment. As
a confirmed smoking fascist, TK wants to restrict ads for cigarettes in
magazines that
might be seen (the horrors!) by children. (See
here.) (Ah, yes.
“For the Children.” [See link for my views on that...] Ach. Patooie.)
Wotta dick.
Guess someone never told him that after years of anti-smoking ads and the general demonization of tobacco and smokers (the
New Niggers! Treat them like crap! They deserve it and will take it!), smoking among young people has actually
risen! (See
here.)
Talk about blow (...er...) back...
(And Disney has now made smoking
verboten in all its movies. And smoking is being edited out of cartoons. And some
idiots people want to have
any movies with cigarettes automatically rated R. Oy.)

Ain’t No One Here But Us Rats
Lessee. Rummy Rumsfeld and all those high-falutin’ folks in the
Pentagon say, nope, uh-uh, no cover-up here regarding the
death-by-friendly-fire killing of soldier Pat Tillman. (See
here.) According to Rummy,
he
“would not engage in a cover-up.” (Ha-ha! It is to laugh. WMDs,
anyone?) The military types “are men of enormous integrity.” (Hee-hee.
Giggle. Torture, anyone?) The system didn’t work. (Chortle!) What
didn’t “work” was the lies these bastards and those under them tried to
pawn off on Tillman’s family and the rest of America as propaganda to
prop up their unconstitutional and unnecessary war.
“Fighting to preserve our freedom,” my ass.

Pots and Kettles
As for US Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales... Excuse me while I go throw up.
The nimnuls in Congress should quit worrying about the firing of some
stupid statist attorneys and impeach all the criminals in the White
House for their illegal war and their raping of what little remained of
the Constitution.
Oh, wait. That won’t work. They would have to impeach themselves, as well.

(from
Don't Get Me Started!, 8-02-07)
